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DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT

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DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« on: December 01, 2011, 11:28:47 AM »



Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC, CNN and Hollywood .

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

    P.S. You can also have Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda

I think Liberals should just accept this divorce agreement now.

Because if our eventual breakup comes by way of civil war, you whiny, pacifistic, anti-military, effeminate latte sippers are going to get your asses handed to you by the gun-toting, military-trained, life-long hunting, construction working rednecks.

And that’s just our women folk.

And then we’re simply going to take everything anyway and ship those of you who we didn’t bury beneath the Golden Gate Bridge off to Iraq and Syria.






THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.



http://urbangrounds.com/2009/03/divorcing-liberalism/
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 02:55:27 PM »
I like, "You're Fired".  Simple, succinct and direct.
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 03:58:47 PM »
You should read that Bible you kept then think about what you just wrote; and keep paying to burn oil while others get their energy for free from the sun,(where all energy comes from) the heat from the earth, wind, and water.

Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 08:22:23 PM »
You should read that Bible you kept then think about what you just wrote; and keep paying to burn oil while others get their energy for free from the sun,(where all energy comes from) the heat from the earth, wind, and water.

 :huh:
He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 10:42:22 PM »
I agree. Let's go our separate ways...
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2011, 03:27:24 AM »
You should read that Bible you kept then think about what you just wrote; and keep paying to burn oil while others get their energy for free from the sun,(where all energy comes from) the heat from the earth, wind, and water.

 :huh:

We will bury those we didn't ship off under the Golden Gate Bridge?  And why would pacifists and the like fight a war to begin with?  They wouldn't

Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2011, 10:03:14 AM »
You should read that Bible you kept then think about what you just wrote; and keep paying to burn oil while others get their energy for free from the sun,(where all energy comes from) the heat from the earth, wind, and water.

 :huh:

We will bury those we didn't ship off under the Golden Gate Bridge?  And why would pacifists and the like fight a war to begin with?  They wouldn't

Define pacifists according to your definition. 
He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 07:18:17 PM »
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Pasifist
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pac·i·fism  (ps-fzm)
n.
1. The belief that disputes between nations should and can be settled peacefully.
2.
a. Opposition to war or violence as a means of resolving disputes.
b. Such opposition demonstrated by refusal to participate in military action.


1.  Isn't plausible, particularly when it has to do with religion and freedoms.   
2.  a.  Sorry, don't buy into it then.   You and I wouldn't be in this great nation if this stance was taken.....   Somebody had to fight and resist. 
     b.  So, you advocate letting someone else fight for your right to refuse to stand up to terrorist or anyone for that matter that wants what you have and will use violence to take it?   

Or do you have a limit to what you will allow against your person before you say enough?


     
He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2011, 09:58:58 PM »
Cowardice...
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2011, 10:33:30 PM »
Cowardice...

I don't believe most people are cowards, because any special circumstance will create an environment that would force someone to fight back.  Just not sure that freedom is enough of impetus to bring that out in someone.
He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2011, 11:22:56 PM »
First they would have to understand the concept and the implications. That might be the biggest challenge...
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2011, 09:03:07 AM »
First they would have to understand the concept and the implications. That might be the biggest challenge...

You are right.   
He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2011, 09:50:41 AM »
First they would have to understand the concept and the implications. That might be the biggest challenge...

They don't have to understand anything because they listen to the libs gobbly-gook and swallow it hook line and sinker.  They don't have a thought process-non-thinkers.
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Re: DIVORCE AGREEMENT- - WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2011, 10:53:10 AM »
You might just be right there.  Most lazy people are SHEEEEEEP....
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